guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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