she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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