This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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