And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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