well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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