just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
BRING THE BAGELS
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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