It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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