Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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