Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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