Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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