You work out of a Hotel?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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