saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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