i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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