party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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