what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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