you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
