I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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