if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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