he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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