I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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