Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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