i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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