with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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