You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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