ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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