This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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