3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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