I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You smell like stripper and shame
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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