so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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