Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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