What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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