Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I am naked and annoyed.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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