My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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