I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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