I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
