i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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