who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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