Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
