My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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