Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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