I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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