Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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