Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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