Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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