is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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