38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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