It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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