i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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