don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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