Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
