I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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