You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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