Nicole vs. Life
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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